Person: I love Minus Nine
Me: I am the singer in Minus Nine
Me: i'm serious
Person: Can we date and have sex to your music forever?
Me: lol no fuq off
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
"The perfect date is going to the beach, sitting...
I just want piercings and tattoos.
Anonymous asked: You are so attractive, my goodness.
millions-of-marlboro-miles: Saying trill because saying swag is out of fashion.
this-isnowyourlife: Jimmy The Rev Sullivan vocal...
renxya: unfunnywhitegirl: here is a list of words you can use without offending someone on the internet: • • • my brother was murdered by three black dots.