January 2012
Person: I love Minus Nine
Me: I am the singer in Minus Nine
Person: ...
Me: i'm serious
Person: Can we date and have sex to your music forever?
Me: lol no fuq off
Patrick Stump: aludiguh cornflakes cock eaten pullet
Me: what
Patrick Stump: aloo dedguh sportsplex crocs kitten bullet
Me: excuse me
Google: a loaded god complex cock it and pull it
Me: oh
"The perfect date is going to the beach, sitting...
tieknots:
I just want piercings and tattoos.
Anonymous asked: You are so attractive, my goodness.
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millions-of-marlboro-miles:
Saying trill because saying swag is out of fashion.
renxya:
unfunnywhitegirl:
here is a list of words you can use without offending someone on the internet:
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my brother was murdered by three black dots.