rihyo: i have a very sexually active mind for a very sexually inactive body
xxysting: nymphettic: tyler the creator or w/e tweeted selena gomez saying something like ”now you’re 18 you can legally take my dick in your ass” and everyone thought it was funny and called him a legend amanda bynes tweets ”i want drake to murder my vagina” and she gets unverified on twitter and articles in the news saying she has ”gone crazy” and needs help this Well there’s a...
janecrocker: janecrocker: i will always laugh so fucking hard at the urbandictionary entry for “fo shizzle my nizzle”
transhumanisticpanspermia: rnackenzie: how am i gonna become an adult i dont even know how to make a signature “hello, it is time for you to become adult. sign here.” *profuse sweating*
cockringtoss: occupation: third wheel (note: can act equally as effective as fifth wheel)
svveden: have you ever been so attracted to someone that it made you want to cry
meladoodle: monkeysgoingcrazy: meladoodle: let your baby drive the car when you’re drunk, the cop won’t give a baby a fine the cop will just walk over to the other side of the car and hand you the ticket not if you have another baby on the otherside too. cover all your bases man.
Why does this bullshit always happen why are my feels so strange and shit idek man this sucks so hard so over this bullshit fucking feels fuck right off u cunts srs
davejadetier: BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEY GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT IN THE QUEEN FOREVER AND THE MALE BEE FALLS ON THE GROUND AND DIES
so-many-feels: deucebowl: If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds. i think you would be a very good wizard.
catswithbenefits: reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth
All my friends have like girlfriends or ladyfriends and I’m just chilling here bored and lonely as fuck. Fucking sick of this shit honestly. Sick of the ever-growing loneliness within my life. It sucks balls. But I guess that’s what I get for being the total piece of shit that I am. Rad. Yo.
mightyboy7: you’re not a real fan of that grocery store name 5 of their products